Introducing

Natural, fresh and potent skincare essentials for sexy space monkeys who want fewer products and more substance. Natural, fresh and potent skincare essentials for sexy space monkeys who want fewer products and more substance.

FEATURED PRODUCT

SKIN FLUFF

“It’s as if a unicorn ate a bunch of clouds and orgasmed on your face. Love it.”

The skin barrier is where you end and the world begins. Unless you wanna get pHiLoSoPhIcAl.

POPULAR BUNDLES

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SKIN FLUFF & ELIXIR

PROTECT THE SKIN BARRIER

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CANDLE & ROOM SPRAY

BRING THE FOREST HOME

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BUG SPRAY & SKIN SALVE

STAY SAFE
OUT THERE

Water in creams is a scam. Sorry.

Although water-based creams may feel light and refreshing on the skin momentarily, there are a few ingredients in every water-based cream that need to be there for the cream to stay together and not go bad, but are actually really harmful for the skin.

No preservatives, emulsifiers or chemicals

No preservatives, emulsifiers or chemicals

Simple, potent, safe & 100% natural ingredients

Simple, potent, safe & 100% natural ingredients

Pure essential oils that heal & smell amazing

Pure essential oils that heal & smell amazing